29 November 2012
…New Venus Mining Co. spokesperson, Raj MacIlroy, had this to say about the artifact:
Far from being a ‘space ark’, as some have feared, the container appears more of a ‘space sarcophagus’. And it seems, grave robbers have beaten us to the find. When the container was opened, there nothing but a big empty space. A tiny object appeared floating within. Looking closer, we could see that it was a child's stuffed monkey, it's face twisted into a maniacal grin. Pinned to it’s chest was a note, with just these words:
"Back In Black"